Sunday, April 10, 2011

Cheerleading

This dream started out with my friend Mary coming up to me, trying to convince me to try out for cheerleading. But you don't try out in the way you might assume. To try out you send in a video of yourself cheerleading to this website and people vote on you. Naturally, I am not a cheerleader so I refuse, but I make it clear to my friend that is she tries out I will be happy to go online and vote for her.
Then we appear in my basement and are on my computer looking at Mary's cheerleading video. The thing is, the video is not of her cheerleading. It is of her singing and playing the piano.
And let me tell you that Mary just started piano and if awful at it and I have been playing for seven years.
Well, all of the sudden, a crowd of people appear behind me and Mary on the computer. They all begin to say things like "Wow Mary you are so good" and "I'm voting for you" and "You're going to win!" And I was saying the same things because she was very good (why this would make her a cheerleader, I don't know).
Then they start to say things like "Mary you are so much better than Anomii at piano" and "Anomii would never win this" and "Wow, Anomii, you must be awful at piano compared to Mary."
And at this point I get very upset because I have been playing piano so much longer than Mary and I know I am better and this huge crowd of people is insulting me.
End of Dream.

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